I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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