rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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