It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
