There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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