marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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