i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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