4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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