no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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