Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
