i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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