Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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