How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm at about main and main street
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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