my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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