Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
As shirtless as possible
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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