are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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