no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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