How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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