Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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