dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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