Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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