Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
