ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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