i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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