i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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