I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Can you bring me the toilet please
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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