Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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