He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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