its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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