Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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