I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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