watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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