You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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