in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You left your phone here
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