i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Michael Bay diarrhea
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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