I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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