Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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