dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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