I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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