Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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