yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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