You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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