You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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