last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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