After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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