you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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