I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Green mimosas i think yes
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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