Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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