So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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