some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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