i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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